General[]
Halfling artwork by Games Workshop, 2010
The technical deficiency of Halfling teams is legendary. They're too short to throw or catch, they run at half pace, and it goes without saying that their blocking game leaves something to be desired. Most Halfling coaches, aware of the material that they have to work with, make up for quality with quantity. After all, if you can get half a dozen players in the opposing teams End Zone and, by some miracle, manage to end up with the ball, then there is a small chance that one or two of them wont be jelly by the time you throw the thing! Probably the only real point in the Halfling's favor is their long-held alliance with the Treemen who guard the forests of their realm, and a team that can tempt on (or two!) of them along to a game suddenly doesn't look so pathetic [1].
Famous Halfling Teams[]
- Bluebay Crammers
- Greenfield Grasshuggers
- The Iron Chefs
- Moot Mighties
- Pinkfoot Panthers
- Stunted Stoutfellows
- Tallow Candles
Famous Halfling, Treeman, and Dryad Star Players[]
- "Big" Jobo Hairyfoot
- Captain Colander
- Cindy Piewhistle
- Deeproot Strongbranch
- Neddley Verrüca
- Puggy Baconbreath
- Rumbelow Sheepskin
- Willow Rosebark