Captain Colander

'''"For the dozens in attendance and the score watching at home... Let's get ready to cook it!" '''-Captain Colander's infamous greeting to the crowd before every match

History
Captain Colander, aka "The Caped Condimenter," was a Halfling Catcher known for playing for the Pie X-press. He is considered a Golden Era Star Player, even though he only played for one season. Merchandise of he and his team are highly sought after, thanks to his cult of personality and the short-lived team.

Professional Career
Captain Colander debuted with the Pie X-press in 2462, and only played for one season. The team itself was known for rude and crude shenanigans, including taunting, mocking, and annoying the other teams and their fans. Captain Colander was the epitome of this devilry, and it became all the more frustrating, since opposing teams who targeted him for retribution could not seem to keep him down long, let alone hurting him in any way. This seemingly aura of indestructibility led to his popularity from fans and begrudging respect from the opposition.

Personal Career
Captain Colander was most notable for his appearance: a cape over his uniform and a colander helmet upon his head. His brashness and outspoken insults delighted many Halfling fans across the Moot.

No one knows what happened to Captain Colander after he retired. Some think he lives a life of luxury in the Moot, while others believe his luck ran out and various teams, most notably the Darkside Cowboys, have silenced him permanently.

Models
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