Lord Borak the Despoiler

'''"It's five gold pieces if you want me to sign your copy of the book and an extra ten if you want it signed in your own blood!" '''- Lord Borak the Despoiler

History
Lord Borak the Despoiler, also known as The Agony Uncle, and Uncle of Agony, was the Team Captain of The Swords of Chaos and their star Chaos Chosen. Lord Borak has the distinction as the first captain of the first Chaos Chosen team, the first player to become a true celebrity, and the first player to sign a corporate sponsorship deal. Currently, Lord Borak runs a popular advice column for Spike! Magazine, and is the author of many autobiographies and self-help books.

Professional Career
Lord Borak debuted with The Swords of Chaos in 2409, after being chosen by the Chaos gods to represent their foul motivations in the NAF. By 2420, Lord Borak became a free agent after a mishap with Tzeentch transformed most of the team into mindless spawns. Establishing himself as a violent, yet tactical star player, Lord Borak still lends himself to teams that can afford his price.

Personal Career
Lord Borak became the first player to become a celebrity, partly through his play on the pitch, but mostly from his psychotic charisma and willingness to have an opinion on anything. In 2431, Lord Borak became the first player to get a company sponsorship and would make many guest appearances advertising for various businesses. Also in 2431, Lord Borak published his first of eventual eleven autobiographies.

Because Lord Borak had a plethora of corporate sponsorships, he would wear the logos all over his uniform, thus causing confusion as to what team he played for. In 2465, rules were established by the NAF on all players wearing the original team kit of whatever team they played for.

Spike! Magazine signed Lord Borak to write a column in their weekly edition, causing Lord Borak's popularity to surge even higher. He would then become the advice columnist for Spike! Magazine later that year. In 2477, Lord Borak published his first self-help book, Lose Weight or Die Trying.

As of 2493, Lord Borak has published eleven autobiographies and twenty-one self-help books.